'that's what she said'




Life is good, but short don’t waste it.

My sister J wrote this today to my other sister S. I love this.
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ilovecharts:

This is no way to handle a rape case.

Must be nice to be the starting QB. Apparently that means you can have your way with women.  A good way to tell younger generations that women are just sex objects.

5:22 pm, reblogged by holyshirtsandpants
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#sundays

4:51 pm, by holyshirtsandpants
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Before and after. #itsjustmoney #adulting #fuckthetrees

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How last week you snuck cigarettes in the woods in high school; yesterday you were in your college apartment insisting to your roommates that wrapping spices in paper towels and hitting them with a hammer was basically the same as having a mortar and pestle so couldn’t we spend the money on extra vodka for the housewarming instead? Now you have an accountant and a lawyer. You are older than your parents were when you were born. You have shushed young people on the subway. They are making sequels to the sequels they already made to your childhood’s iteration of Star Wars. How being young seemed like a ship sailing into what looked like an endless horizon until suddenly you’d run aground in stronger currents near the opposite shore.

"Mysteries of Adulthood," The Hairpin (via fullcredit)

I THINK I’M GOING TO THROW UP FROM THE ACCURACY

(via andthenitsperfect)

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WATCH: Lion King Cast Sings 'Circle Of Life' On Flight

This is totally my dream to be on a flight with some professional singing group (re: Not Kanye) and they just bust out in song.  It would make me the happiest person on earth.

3:39 pm, by holyshirtsandpants
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Last name change completed. Only took 2.5 years. Where in the world should I go? #travelbug #letsgo!

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Yes.

2:13 pm, by holyshirtsandpants
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10 Life Lessons to Excel In Your 30s

(Source: edatrix)

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Family time. #bubsissnoring

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holyshirtsandpants:

A proud papa. #shitgotreal

For the record… This is NOT Boo. Lolz. Sorry. Bigger apology to my MIL. Wouldn’t want you to get the wrong idea…

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A proud papa. #shitgotreal

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Best feeling ever.

Climbing into your own bed after skiing for 4 days.

7:00 am, by holyshirtsandpants
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Group shot.

2:28 am, by holyshirtsandpants
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Group shot.

8:41 pm, by holyshirtsandpants
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