Dear coworker who moved closer to me while I was...
Talking loudly so everyone can hear and saying ‘you know what I mean’ every time you finish a sentence is EFFING ANNOYING. And for the record, NO I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU EFFING MEAN. Why don’t you save your breath and ACTUALLY EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT YOU MEAN. You are annoying. Stop talking. I know we sit 5 feet apart, but just email me. For the love of sweet Jesus. Please. Not...
Men in seersucker = hot.
Advice of the Day.
There's a reason why.
Me: I ate 4 pieces of pizza last night, my belt no longer fits me. I feel fat and I have a double chin.
BFF: That is so normal to me
BFF: I feel so fat right now. I also had a grilled cheese for lunch and I feel gross.
Me: There's a reason why we're besties.
On vacay. Catch you in 8 days.
Although, it’s hard to believe I’ll stay away for the whole time. Lucky you. :)
Co Worker: Can I just put it in there real quick. THANKS.
Me: That's what he said.
Co Worker: You are Michael Scott from The Office.
Dear Week of July 12th,
I thought I asked for a kind week. A week that would go by quickly, quietly and seamlessly. I understand there was a lot to do, hence my post about not having time to breath, but that’s fine. Going away for 8 days, I was bound to have a lot to do. But I thought I ASKED you to be KIND. You had to wake up on the wrong side of the bed and make it not so fine. You took out the fangs and...
My life in numbers.
2.5 - Days until I am on vacation (SWEET BABY JESUS, it cannot come soon enough) 8 - Days of full on, no working, no thinking vacation 3 - Cities I will visiting while on my sweet bliss of vacation 10+ - Times I will call Katie and Thomas to check on Bubbles (obsessed much?) 98 - Percentage of chance I will have a cocktail in hand for these 8 days 100 - Percent chance I will stalk all...
Cohabitation: Women v. Men
Last night, I texted my boo asking him to put chicken in a marinade, knowing I was going to be late coming home from the office. AND not to mention, he is way more talented in the kitchen than I will ever be. So when I arrived home, EJ was on the couch, Bubbles was playing with her ball and the chicken was marinading. I quickly changed my clothes, got pots out to start the rice and green beans,...
Have you ever had one of those days where you are...
Yep. That’s me today. Tomorrow. Wednesday. Thursday. Friday.
T Minus 5 days until this cat is on vacay.
And wedding marathon. Please let this week go by smoothly.
Another fun fact about me...
Half my family is English. My Dad owned a business for the longest time over there and when he’d go away on business and come home, he’d bring home these candies. Every. Time. Today, EJ took me to a store called ‘Taste of Britain’ today and I found these!! My siblings are all in shock/flashback/jealous. :)
This is hysterical....and my every.day.battle. →
I find it rather humorous that all my Northern...
But what’s even funnier is that it was 85 degrees, not a cloud in the sky and absolutely no humidity this weekend here in Atlanta, while it was a real sweat fest in the North. I’ll take it. Teehee.
Another fun fact about me...
I love to analyze my dreams. EJ thinks I am crazy and believes dreams are dreams and don’t mean anything. I.totally.disagree. The other night I had a crazy dream that involved Atlanta and Boston all mushed together. Long story short, my car in Atlanta was in Boston and destroyed by people I couldn’t recognize. (caught on fire, bullets through the window…deeestroyed). And my...
Turning over a new leaf.
It’s not one I choose to really talk about (yet), but it’s gotta happen and it’s happening right now.